my secret is that i have an unpaid speeding ticket in the state of kentucky. it was years ago. i couldn't figure out how to pay it. i have googled many times if i could go to jail over it. i didn't tell anyone about it out of shame because i had so many other tickets on my record at the time that i could have lost my license if my home state found out about the kentucky ticket but weirdly they have no record of it. no one knows about it but me. me and a government computer software system somewhere. i'm a better driver now and i haven't had a ticket in 3 years :) yet i am haunted
my secret is that i love bingo. i have been yearning to play it but only old people congregate to play it and i am too shy to go play it alone and i find my love of bingo to be deeply shameful thus i never ask my friends to go with me.
and it's not self-promo; i just wanted her to know. it's nice to hear that our work has resonated and helped others. i would appreciate knowing the same.
I must bartend that evening but, if you/y’all are in town the day before or after, I’m behind the stick at Hearth in the East Village every night and will happily enable you 💖
unfortunately bc of the genuinely secretive nature of the essays it has to be a private one night only event .. but I hope to do more events like this and will certainly come home sooner than later <3
SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES im going to cry... oh my god bigger venue next time. i love you
my secret is that i have an unpaid speeding ticket in the state of kentucky. it was years ago. i couldn't figure out how to pay it. i have googled many times if i could go to jail over it. i didn't tell anyone about it out of shame because i had so many other tickets on my record at the time that i could have lost my license if my home state found out about the kentucky ticket but weirdly they have no record of it. no one knows about it but me. me and a government computer software system somewhere. i'm a better driver now and i haven't had a ticket in 3 years :) yet i am haunted
My secret it that İ bought a Chloe bag for 1200€ n told everybody it's fake 🥲 İ love this bag sm n İm not gonma lie any longer 🫂
If anyone is willing to give me their ticket because you’re not able to use it, please message me 💛💛💛
i love you internet princess I hope your event pleases and sparkles
my secret is that i love bingo. i have been yearning to play it but only old people congregate to play it and i am too shy to go play it alone and i find my love of bingo to be deeply shameful thus i never ask my friends to go with me.
i don't have a secret that i'm willing to publicly attach to my name but i think this idea is amazing and i support you!!
what if i bought a ticket all the way from poland. what then
i am a reader from poland 2 we could go together
imagine
so banal to use the cross and the church and christianity with taboo and perversity it's embarrassing
btw i quoted you in my pinned substack debut post :)
calling her banal/embarrassing and then doing self-promo in the same breath, what are you trying to accomplish here lol
calling her or calling it?
and it's not self-promo; i just wanted her to know. it's nice to hear that our work has resonated and helped others. i would appreciate knowing the same.
I must bartend that evening but, if you/y’all are in town the day before or after, I’m behind the stick at Hearth in the East Village every night and will happily enable you 💖
We are so back!!!!
this sounds great and brings hope to my jaded millennial soul. have fun!!
Yes Rayne! Any chance there will be a livestream/recording for fellow Canadians who can’t make the journey? <3
unfortunately bc of the genuinely secretive nature of the essays it has to be a private one night only event .. but I hope to do more events like this and will certainly come home sooner than later <3
if anyone has an extra ticket hmu 🐁🐁🐁
Hiiii idk if anyone's gonna see this but I RSVP'd and I can't make it to the reading :((((( Plz DM me if u want to take my place!
Congrats Rayne - can’t wait to hear the reviews!