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out of all the predicted trends of the new year “anti-facial recognition makeup” sounds the most enticing

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2022 is the perfect time for myspace to make a full comeback. posting an instagram story of my face with a 15 second song snippet playing is not enough… i need my friends to stare at my selfie for 3 minutes while my song of the day plays !

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multiple aliases is going to be huge for me. haven't been able to pin down just one cohesive personality for years so leaning into the ambiguity sounds like way more fun. "who is he?" "who isn't he!" they'll say. i think i'm planning on becoming an urban legend. glad it'll be on trend to do so.

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that fashion trend thing is absolutely coming true with the rise of eclectic fashion on tiktok

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"my life became much more enjoyable once i forwent traditional goal-setting and instead opted to base my self-improvement metrics around things like wearing sillier outfits and being more in love" so good omg

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your writing gives off kurt vonnegut energy and i will therefore be basing my personality off of you. thank you & much love❇️💟

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the internet tires of high-effort, curated nonchalance (“photodumps”) and reverts back to obvious inauthenticity (“ringlight selfies”)

LMAOOOOGJHSDRSDGKJLI

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greta. thunberg. met. gala.

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You are a genius and I’m glad someone else is a side part/infinity scarf enthusiast

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if side parts come back does this mean I now have to finally get a middle part?

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happy new year rayne

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in: dissociating, opheliacore, army jackets both in a lindsey weir and diane ngyuen way, high top brown converse, effy stonem eyeliner in your twenties, dragonflies, emoticons over emojis <3

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the only thing part of this post that i disagree with is saying "she will be the moment" about helena bonham carter as if she hasn't been the moment for years now

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Nothing says year of maximalism like refusing to make an out list. Tbh I really appreciate this, I’m so over out lists

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ur awesome

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